;D THE STORY IS SET IN A SMALL CAR PARK SOMEWHERE IN IRELAND,  ;D


OUR STORY BEGINS WITH TWO YOUNG WOMEN IN NEW CARS, WAITING FOR A VACANT CAR SPACE,

SCENE 1

A MIDDLE AGE CHAP STROLLS TO HIS CAR IN THE MIDDLE ROW IN THE CAR PARK,

BEFORE HE REACHES THE DOOR OF HIS CAR THE TWO YOUNG WOMEN ARE IN FRONT AND BEHIND HIM, WAITING TO GET HIS CAR SPACE
WHEN HE PULLS OUT,


TARA IS DRIVING A BLUE CAR

SANDY IS DRIVING A RED CAR

(TAUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW THEIR CAR COLOURS)

THE MAN WALKS AROUND HIS CAR CHECKING THAT EVERYTHING IS OK

TARA, (TO HER SELF)

OH COME ON MAN GET IN TO THE CAR AND

STOP LOOKING AT THE EFFING WELL WHEELS,

YOU GOT FOUR WHEELS THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE,


SANDY, (TO HER SELF) FOR F SAKE WILL YOU GET IN TO THE CAR MAN,

I AINT GOT ALL DAY,


TARA, (TO HER SELF)

AT LONG LAST HE IS GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR,

(MAN HAS DOOR HALF OPEN NOW)

SANDY, (TO HER SELF)

OH WILL THE CRACKED EFFER EVER GET IN TO HIS CAR, AND DRIVE AWAY

(MAN EVENTFULLY GETS IN TO HIS CAR)

TARA, (TO HER SELF)

GOD BLESS YOU MAN, YOUR DOING GREAT,

NOW LIKE A GOOD MAN WILL YOU BELT UP START UP, AND TAKE OFF, AND I WILL BE ABLE TO GET YOUR SPACE,
BEFORE THAT   B    I    T     C       H    OVER THERE,

SANDRA, (TO HER SELF)

THINK YOUR GOING TO GET THIS SPACE BEFORE ME        B    I    T   C     H ?   WELL YOU CAN THINK AGAIN,

TARA, (TO HER SELF)

THANK HEAVENS HE IS AFTER PUTTING ON HIS BELT,


SANDRA, (TO HER SELF)


      S        H      I    T    WHAT THE F IS HE DOING NOW ?   ;D

PICKING HIS NOSE, DISGUSTING    ;D

TARA, (TO HER SELF)

HE WONT STOP TILL HE GOES, WAIT I DONT BELIEVE IT, HE IS MOVING

THE TWO WOMEN NOW HAVE THEIR CARS REVVING, AND ARE EXCHANGING SOME VERY COLOURFUL LANGUAGE,

THEN WITH A SCREECH OF TYRES,

THE TWO WOMEN TRY TO CRUSH IN TO THE ONE REAMING CAR SPACE,

AND THEY BOTH STOP ALONGSIDE EACH OTHER TOO CLOSE FOR CAR COMFORT,

THEY WERE FIT TO BE TIED AS THEY UNDONE THEIR SAFETY BELTS,

THEY DARED TO LOOK AT EACH OTHER, LOOKED AWAY QUICK,
LOOKED BACK AGAIN AND LOOKED AWAY AGAIN,

BY NOW THEIR IS A LOOK OF AMAZEMENT IN BOTH OF THEIR FACES,

TARA, SANDRA OH GOD,TELL ME THAT IS YOU?

SANDRA, YES, IT IS ME TARA, OH IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAIN,

TARA, ME TOO SANDRA


TARA AND SANDRA WERE BEST OF FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOLL AND COLLEGE, SAT LONG SIDE EACH OTHER,

BUT FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER LOST CONTACT WITH EACH OTHER,

NOW ABOUT FIVE YEARS LATER THEY MEET UP AGAIN, AND ARE SITTING ALONGSIDE EACH OTHER AGAIN, ALL BE IT IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS,

TARA, SANDRA HOW ABOUT WE TAKEING IN A MEAL AND HITTING THE NIGHT SPOTS LATER ON ?

SANDRA, WOULD LOVE TO TARA



THE END (C)
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all you need is love

>:( this board is after changeing some of my words  >:(


i said  b   i  t  c  h  

D'ya know what Eddy, If one of those women had had your lovely horse instead of her car they'd probably have had plenty of room to park ;D

;D you  are right liamo  ;D now you have giveing me an idea for another story, a  trendy  young woman  on  horse back  parking her horse in the local car park would get a lot of attention, 8)

Yes Eddy, That'd be just the (Parking) ticket ;D

Hey Eddy! Would she be on One Horse Power?  ;D

Now that's a horse of a different colour ;D

The horse turns around and says to the one legged jockey   " how are you getting on" jockey replies " what with the long face "  ;D ;D ;D

;D could this be called horse play  ;D

What about: 'The tale (tail) of Mr. Ed'?... ;D

;D your been very witty trisha  ;D

Eddy. You said you had a follow up to the Car Park. Where is it? :-[

C'mon Eddy....Have you composed another one yet? We're waiting....no pressure though... 8)

;D liamo   ;D im trying to think  ;D

;D how about we  makeing up a story between us, ;D

I thought we were already doing that...about the horse etc. Or did it stumble over the last fence & lose it's jockey?.. 8)

;D ok a girl on horse back rides her horse in to a car park,

the  girls name is sandra, 8)

the horses name is paddy, 8)


the car park attendant says you cant keep your horse here, and she says why not  ? ::)

cpa, gee i dont know why,

sandra, that is fine with me

sandra, hey man where will i tie the horse?

;D ok  trisha  and  liamo  ;D  off yeir  horses  ;D  and  start  writeing  8)

The cpa says, "You can tie the horse anywhere but not here. This is a one horse town"

;D hi liamo, i will; write that in to story later on,  must saddle up my horse now  and  drive to the big city  ;D ;D ;D

Sandra says, " I see but I bet if I was cute little Indian squaw with a name like Pocohantas  or something, there'd be no problem"

Paddy (the horse) turns to Sandra and says ' If you were an Indian squaw, you wouldn't have that saddle on my back! Hurry up and make your mind up ya big lump....

;D that is a  good one  ;D

This really has nothing to do with the story but I thought it was quite funny: Mick went for a job at the local stables and the farmer said "Can you shoe horses?" Mick thinks for a minute and then says "No, but I once told a donkey to get lost."

Back to the story

Paddy the horse continued:::::"Between you and this attendant yis are trying to make an ASS of me. But yis won't, Oh Nay(Neigh) ;D

;D then the girl starts flirting with c p a ;D shows him some shaply leg,  ( c p a ) oh mimmimimimis mis  i will mind you you you your horse fo  fo fo  for you, ;D

In case anybody might think there's no link between this "horse" story and showbands.... The link is that Dickie and the Miami recorded ..."Mairzy Doats". OK 8)

;D i worked with a horse called paddy back in the showband era  ;D

A school friend of mine had a donkey called Paddy!  :D

A Chinese man had a field called Paddy and the police have a wagon called Paddy :-[

This old man had a 'Paddy'-whack when he gave the dog a bone!!  ;D
We had a dog called Paddy, many years ago....

;D had an ass called larry who would run under paddy  back in the sixties to knock you off his back ;D

Hey Eddy! It must have been either a big horse or a small ass!!  ;D

Eddy. Is the story finished?

I think the story's gone a little off track....down a boreen & into a ditch!  ;D

Paddy has bolted into the dusty sunset and left Sandra with the CPA.... ;D

What would Sandra want with a compulsary purchase act? ???

;D he was big horse ;D the  cpa  wife walked in to the park and saw the young woman talking to her husband, ::)  >:( how  dare  you she said to sandra, you  b  i  t  c  h   to be chatting up my husband when im not about,  then the  >:( wife gave sandra a slapp across the face, @ that  the beautifull sandra woke up @ home in her bed, as my lovely horse played on her radio, ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D


                       THE  END

Well she needs to buy herself some mode of transport now that Paddy has gone & she has to act fast!!  ;D