;D  THE  O  BRIEN  GATHERING (C)   ;D

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        ;D                  THE  O  BRIEN  GATHERING  (C)        ;D

                                                   
set  in  a  village or  country pub somewhere in ireland,


you  have  john  o brien  the bar owner,    the  man  behind the o brien gathering, kind of a faltwy towers guy,  on tippy toes hopeing event will go off well,

a  couple of  regulars in and out of the pub, are jennie  and jane  two hot local chicks,

then you got jimmy and jim usually bantering @ the bar

the  local  head of  the garda, would be james an easy going guy with off the wall ideas for policeing


then  you have johns wife,joan, who is  all so on her tippy toes  with excitement about the o brien gathering,
   
                                                     scene  one

early  one  morning in  johonnys  pub


                                                         joan

                         hey  john  there ia  an  aussie guy on the phone enquireing about the gathering, will you talk to him?

                                                        john

ok  give me  the phone   hi  hows the going?

                                           aussie             johonny  


                                 good  day  mate  how are you? let me intruduce my self, my name is  johonny o brien, maybe you have heard of me, seen me in a movie, do  ye  have  aussie  soaps over there,

                                                                  barman  john

yea  we have  a lot of different soaps here,we have lifeboy  i think ? ill  ask  the wife, myself i rarely use soap, a splash of water on the face will do me anyday,

oh but dont get me wrong i do wash my feet and the rest of myself with soap every now and then, cant be smelly in my line of work,

                                                               aussie  johonny

    good  lord hold  on  there  mate,  you are after taken me up wrong, im talking about televison soaps,                                          


                                                                 bar man johonny


oh  oh ohhhhhhhhhhhhh  sorry, i will put  you back to  the  wife


                                                                      aussie  johonny

                        ok  mate  talk to you later


                                                                             julie   (johonny and joans daughter)

comes running out of bathroom all excited,

he  da  ma  says  you were talking  to  a  johonny  o brien  from  down under,

                                                                 barman john

from where?

                                                                      julie

                                    oh dad from australia, who is he? what do he do?


                                                                     barman john

                          he  said  good  day  mate, my name is johonny o brien, maybe you have seen me in the movies, then he  wanted to know had we australian soap here,

                                                                            julie


oh  dad,  dad you you are so slowwwwwwwwwwwwww,

do you know know who you were talking to??????????????????????


                                                          barman johonny

no julie  who?


                                                              julie

dad  you were talking to  d  johonny o brien, he is every girls dream man, he must  be one of  the  hottest guys on the planet,

                                                               barman johonny

well  he  would  be  comeing from australia, dont know how they stand the heat there, so hot


                                                                       julie

oh  dad  i  dont mean that kind of hot, where is my mobile i must sext the girls  ah i mean text them and tell them who was on the phone to us

Joan (to Jimmy & Jim): What's gotten into that girl? Sure I've seen yer man on the telly & either of ye could act better than him.

Jennie: Is that Johnny O'Brien yez are on about? Oh...he's so gorgeous...Hey Jane, come over here & listen to this.

Jim (to Joan): Do ya tink that I could get a part in one of them there soaps?

John (the bar owner): Well now Jim, by the smell of ya, I tink you're just what they're lookin for.

Jimmy: Don't ya know that foxes smell their own stink John?

James (local Garda): What's this about foxes....Have you been after them again Jim?

Jim: No Sir, them’s lovely creatures...They’re too quick for me….

Jane: Oh isn’t Johnny O’Brien the loveliest creature on this earth? If only I could get my hands on him!

John (bar owner): Well now ladies…he’s comin over here to our O’Brien gathering. He wants to make a docu…docum….documen….Ah! never mind, he’s comin here to do a film.

'Sure that's grand news, is it not strange tho that he's an O'brien too? says Jim.
Julie says 'No he can't be related. He lives on the other side of the world.
'Ah..cop on there girlie' says Jimmy...Yer Da's never been over there..isn't that right John?
'Now that's true enough, the chances of him being related are as much as James here being related' replies John.

jane,   i know   how  i will get  my man,

jennie,  i  know  what  you are on about,

john,  and i know   what the two of ye are up too,

the way ye two dress ye will give some poor old guy a heart attack here some night,

jane, well  he would die  with a smile on his face,

john,  you you, youuuuuuuu   allways have an answer

julie if i have my way my marrige name is going to be julie o brien,

jennie, dream on julie

Jimmy: Now I wouldn't mind dying with a smile on me face....

Jane: I'll pretend I didn't hear that. What would young girls like us, be doin with an auld lad like yerself?

Jim: Will ya put another coin in the jukebox while yer over staring at those two hussies.

Jane (to her husband): When are we to expect yer man then?

John: Oh...did I not tell ya woman?...He'll be here tomorrow night.

All the girls scream: WHAT!!!?

The following night Johnny appears,the girls swoon,the men watch in astonishment as  yer man downs two pints of the black nectar in record time, he staggers over to the jukebox  and exclaims     "this is really the O'Brien shrine the only records on here are by Dermot  O'Brien and Brendan O' Brien"

Jennie, Jane & Julie all fall over each other trying to get to Johnny O'Brien. They end up in a heap on the floor.

Jimmy (to Jim): Do ya tink we're in with a chance tonight then?

Jim (replying): Sure if we walk over...casual-like...those eejits won't know....Look at them - falling about the place.

John: Will someone go over & give that auld jukebox a kick?

Joan: Have ya lost yer senses man? The bloomin ting will start 'The Galway Shawl' all over agin.

  jane,   barman  john, you wont see  jennies or my  sexy legs walking in here no more if you dont have staous quo music in that duke box,

what you proposing girl,

jane your a quo fan john,

jimmy, jim who the fudge arer quo, i think we will have to become fans, the leg of that wone

Johnny O'Brien shouts across the bar: Did you just mention 'The Quo'? I've been rockin all over the world with them fellas...

Jane, Jennie & Julie (together): Really? We just love them but the auld fella there won't get them on the jukebox.

John: Sure none of their names is O'Brien..Ya have to be an O'Brien to be on that jukebox.

jane ok john boy me jennie julie and johonny will go over to eddy place, his place sure rocks,


john, ah ahahhh now girls i was just kidding

Aussie Johnny says: I remember my Ma telling me all about this place.

Joan: Surely she's not from these parts?

Julie: Y'know Ma, Johnny looks a bit like me Da.

Garda James: Oh,,this is where yez all are at.

Jimmy laughs: Don't we all know that if we didn't have this place, then the O'Briens would have no place to go!!

i feel  a  dream  effect comeing on ;D if story dont go the right iwill let on barman  john dreamt it all ;D nite all ::)