The very first C.D. by Ireland's unsung drunk,  ooops, sorry guitar player ex Sean O'Dowd, Derrick and Sounds, Tommy Drennan and Top League. Critically acclaimed by really bad critics. You can own one of these collectors items by sending me John Murphy either 12euros or 10£ or both to Ballilnamore, Kiltimagh. Co. Mayo Ireland. This is not a begging letter, I have a kid and three wives to support. If any of you have any C.Ds. you want played on CRC fm radio Castlebar you can send them to me and I will feature them on my programme "The Afternoon Show" Mon to Fri 1.30 - 3.00. Broadcast radius a[rox 50 miles on a clear day. Send them to CRC fm Radio, Market Sqare, Castlebar. Co. Mayo. See you all. The Murph

You mean to say there's not a cd of yours for everyone in the audience ??? ??? ???