THE STORY IS SET IN A SMALL CAR PARK SOMEWHERE IN IRELAND,  


OUR STORY BEGINS WITH TWO YOUNG WOMEN IN NEW CARS, WAITING FOR A VACANT CAR SPACE,

SCENE 1

A MIDDLE AGE CHAP STROLLS TO HIS CAR IN THE MIDDLE ROW IN THE CAR PARK,

BEFORE HE REACHES THE DOOR OF HIS CAR THE TWO YOUNG WOMEN ARE IN FRONT AND BEHIND HIM, WAITING TO GET HIS CAR SPACE
WHEN HE PULLS OUT,


TARA IS DRIVING A BLUE CAR

SANDY IS DRIVING A RED CAR

(TAUGHT YOU MIGHT LIKE TO KNOW THEIR CAR COLOURS)

THE MAN WALKS AROUND HIS CAR CHECKING THAT EVERYTHING IS OK

TARA, (TO HER SELF)

OH COME ON MAN GET IN TO THE CAR AND

STOP LOOKING AT THE EFFING WELL WHEELS,

YOU GOT FOUR WHEELS THE SAME AS EVERYONE ELSE,


SANDY, (TO HER SELF) FOR F SAKE WILL YOU GET IN TO THE CAR MAN,

I AINT GOT ALL DAY,


TARA, (TO HER SELF)

AT LONG LAST HE IS GOING TO OPEN THE DOOR,

(MAN HAS DOOR HALF OPEN NOW)

SANDY, (TO HER SELF)

OH WILL THE CRACKED EFFER EVER GET IN TO HIS CAR, AND DRIVE AWAY

(MAN EVENTFULLY GETS IN TO HIS CAR)

TARA, (TO HER SELF)

GOD BLESS YOU MAN, YOUR DOING GREAT,

NOW LIKE A GOOD MAN WILL YOU BELT UP START UP, AND TAKE OFF, AND I WILL BE ABLE TO GET YOUR SPACE,
BEFORE THAT   B    I    T     C       H    OVER THERE,

SANDRA, (TO HER SELF)

THINK YOUR GOING TO GET THIS SPACE BEFORE ME        B    I    T   C     H ?   WELL YOU CAN THINK AGAIN,

TARA, (TO HER SELF)

THANK HEAVENS HE IS AFTER PUTTING ON HIS BELT,


SANDRA, (TO HER SELF)


      S        H      I    T    WHAT THE F IS HE DOING NOW ?   

PICKING HIS NOSE, DISGUSTING    

TARA, (TO HER SELF)

HE WONT STOP TILL HE GOES, WAIT I DONT BELIEVE IT, HE IS MOVING

THE TWO WOMEN NOW HAVE THEIR CARS REVVING, AND ARE EXCHANGING SOME VERY COLOURFUL LANGUAGE,

THEN WITH A SCREECH OF TYRES,

THE TWO WOMEN TRY TO CRUSH IN TO THE ONE REAMING CAR SPACE,

AND THEY BOTH STOP ALONGSIDE EACH OTHER TOO CLOSE FOR CAR COMFORT,

THEY WERE FIT TO BE TIED AS THEY UNDONE THEIR SAFETY BELTS,

THEY DARED TO LOOK AT EACH OTHER, LOOKED AWAY QUICK,
LOOKED BACK AGAIN AND LOOKED AWAY AGAIN,

BY NOW THEIR IS A LOOK OF AMAZEMENT IN BOTH OF THEIR FACES,

TARA, SANDRA OH GOD,TELL ME THAT IS YOU?

SANDRA, YES, IT IS ME TARA, OH IM SO HAPPY TO SEE YOU AGAIN,

TARA, ME TOO SANDRA


TARA AND SANDRA WERE BEST OF FRIENDS IN HIGH SCHOLL AND COLLEGE, SAT LONG SIDE EACH OTHER,

BUT FOR ONE REASON OR ANOTHER LOST CONTACT WITH EACH OTHER,

NOW ABOUT FIVE YEARS LATER THEY MEET UP AGAIN, AND ARE SITTING ALONGSIDE EACH OTHER AGAIN, ALL BE IT IN DIFFERENT DIRECTIONS,

TARA, SANDRA HOW ABOUT WE TAKEING IN A MEAL AND HITTING THE NIGHT SPOTS LATER ON ?

SANDRA, WOULD LOVE TO TARA



THE END (C)
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all you need is love

D'ya know what Eddy, If one of those women had had your lovely horse instead of her car they'd probably have had plenty of room to park

Yes Eddy, That'd be just the (Parking) ticket

Now that's a horse of a different colour

could this be called horse play 

your been very witty trisha 

C'mon Eddy....Have you composed another one yet? We're waiting....no pressure though... 8)

how about we  makeing up a story between us,