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THE  CAR PARK  INCIDENT  (C) (Read 19489 times)
Reply #15 - 09/17/06 at 02:17:39

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I thought we were already doing that...about the horse etc. Or did it stumble over the last fence & lose it's jockey?.. 8)
 

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Reply #16 - 09/17/06 at 02:31:37

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Grin ok a girl on horse back rides her horse in to a car park,

the  girls name is sandra, 8)

the horses name is paddy, 8)


the car park attendant says you cant keep your horse here, and she says why not  ? Roll Eyes

cpa, gee i dont know why,

sandra, that is fine with me

sandra, hey man where will i tie the horse?

 

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Reply #17 - 09/17/06 at 12:34:08

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Grin ok  trisha  and  liamo  Grin  off yeir  horses  Grin  and  start  writeing  8)
 

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Reply #18 - 09/17/06 at 13:29:16

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The cpa says, "You can tie the horse anywhere but not here. This is a one horse town"
 
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Reply #19 - 09/17/06 at 13:45:55

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Grin hi liamo, i will; write that in to story later on,  must saddle up my horse now  and  drive to the big city  Grin Grin Grin
 

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Reply #20 - 09/17/06 at 16:09:00

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Sandra says, " I see but I bet if I was cute little Indian squaw with a name like Pocohantas  or something, there'd be no problem"
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Reply #21 - 09/17/06 at 20:23:44

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Paddy (the horse) turns to Sandra and says ' If you were an Indian squaw, you wouldn't have that saddle on my back! Hurry up and make your mind up ya big lump....
 

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Reply #22 - 09/17/06 at 20:50:13

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Grin that is a  good one  Grin
 

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Reply #23 - 09/17/06 at 20:59:06

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This really has nothing to do with the story but I thought it was quite funny: Mick went for a job at the local stables and the farmer said "Can you shoe horses?" Mick thinks for a minute and then says "No, but I once told a donkey to get lost."

 

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Reply #24 - 09/17/06 at 21:23:05

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Back to the story

Paddy the horse continued:::::"Between you and this attendant yis are trying to make an ASS of me. But yis won't, Oh Nay(Neigh) Grin
 
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Reply #25 - 09/17/06 at 21:48:43

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Grin then the girl starts flirting with c p a Grin shows him some shaply leg,  ( c p a ) oh mimmimimimis mis  i will mind you you you your horse fo  fo fo  for you, Grin
 

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Reply #26 - 09/17/06 at 22:00:33

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In case anybody might think there's no link between this "horse" story and showbands.... The link is that Dickie and the Miami recorded ..."Mairzy Doats". OK 8)
 
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Reply #27 - 09/17/06 at 22:13:13

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Grin i worked with a horse called paddy back in the showband era  Grin
 

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Reply #28 - 09/17/06 at 22:21:46

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A school friend of mine had a donkey called Paddy!  Cheesy
 

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Reply #29 - 09/17/06 at 22:35:29

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A Chinese man had a field called Paddy and the police have a wagon called Paddy Embarrassed
 
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